BLOOD FREAK
1971
Written, produced and directed by Brad Grinter (in trash-tacular FLORIDA!)

Ever see a Christian horror film? Well, how about an anti-drug Christian horror movie narrated by a nudist chain-smoker? Still not grabbing you? Let's toss in a chicken headed, blood-drinking mutant...now THAT'S entertainment.

A muscle bound biker is torn between a sweet bible readin' gal and the much more fun (of course) trashy gal...who lures him into the depths of dope-smoking depravity. To satisfy the financial requirements of his habit, he gets a job at an experimental turkey farm as a test subject...which of course turns him into a chicken head mutant who drinks the blood of junkies to live. COUGH *while gobbling* COUGH

Alternating between ridiculous and COMPLETELY ridiculous, BLOOD FREAK is quite possibly one of the most unique films ever produced, a kind of driver's-ed-style educational film crossed with the crassest exploitation.

This thing is almost like a filmed Jack Chick tract made by Andy Warhol...and supremely entertaining (in the same way that the Special Olympics are entertaining, anyway).

Gooble gobble.

-Eaty McBrains