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THE FEEBLES Hey, Boys and Girls! Welcome to Uncle Eaty's Funhouse! We've got a really awesome cartoon today with lots of cool hitting and smashing and then WOOOOOOO the most coolest puppet show ever! It's got everything you kids love! Porn! Snuff movies! Mass murder! Shaky AIDS-infected Vietnam vet junkies! It's made by that guy that made that giant monkey movie, but it's only half as long and twice as AWESOME! It's about this...well, legal restrictions prevent us from calling it a "muppet show", but let's just say that it's about the backstage drama around the making of a show similar to, but legally differing from the Muppet Show! There's this young hedgehog, and he meets this…awww hell, kids! Who cares about the romantic subplot! There’s a cool walrus who gets blowjobs from a Siamese cat! What more do you need to know other than it will rock your socks off! Totally off! (Seriously. No kidding. For reals. You should get some of those little garters to hold them up. I’d hate for you to catch a cold or something.) So anyway, there’s this walrus named Bletch that runs everything and he’s got a hippo girlfriend named Heidi…and see kids, when a walrus loves a hippo in a very special way, sometimes he’ll put his underpants part into the hippo’s hoo hoo dilly and that’s where babies come from! Bletch is a BAD walrus though – he’s been making mouth babies with the Siamese cat chorus girl! Heidi’s gonna be mad! To tell us a little about today’s movie, we’ve invited Heidi the Hippo! Look - here comes our special guest,! Say hello to the kids, Heidi! Heidi? Ummm...could you point that somewhere else? I... *** EDITOR: -Eaty McBrains |
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